Tom Cruise you are OUT of control

Ok, he's completely lost the plot now. Not to mention an ego so overinflated its going to burst quite spectacularly very shortly. Look at this:

It's totally redonkulous - like he just saved the world from an asteroid or something. He's played one hero too many and now I think he believes he's a superhero. I really do. I absolutely REFUSE to see the stupid movie. I refuse! However, if someone kidnapped me and forced me to watch it on pain of sticking needles into my eyes, I would agree to watch it. But only if I could jump up and down on my seat during the movie and shout "I love this woman movie!!!!" (Erwin helped me with that joke last night).

Update May 6: Last night Erwin was telling me how he went to see 'The Stupid Movie' (as it shall henceforth be known), but the movie was late starting because a girl was badly injured during the previous showing, and had to be wheeled out on a gurney. We think the girl was jumping up and down in her seat shouting "I love this woman movie!!!!". And bless her heart for doing so, but here's where I think it turned to tragedy - when she jumped up, the movie seat flipped into the upright position, she had nothing to land on, fell down and hit herself on the cupholder... or something like that. When CSI call asking about it, put them in touch with me and I'll tell them my theory.