Gossip mag posts correction

At last, a tabloid that's not afraid to admit when it got its facts wrong.

CORRECTION: PEOPLE.com's Nov. 12 report on the London premiere of Beowulf inaccurately stated that Angelina Jolie's pants split on the red carpet. This report was based on photos and newspaper reports showing what appeared to be a split seam. Jolie's stylist says it was a zipper and the pants did not, in fact, split. She wore them home after the premiere. PEOPLE.com regrets the error.

However, much as I enjoy seeing a tabloid grudgingly apologise for making stuff up bending the truth, this revelation has RUINED MY LIFE!

Prior to this correction, I was overjoyed that someone so skinny and lusted over as Angie could split her pants, just like ordinary everyday muffin-topped people. But now I am distraught. I wish they'd just kept quiet and allowed me to continue in the false belief that I things in common with her (and, ergo, that Brad Pitt may one day want to adopt babies with me).

No, but seriously, does anyone else feel that this is the funniest correction in the print media, like ever?