Friday, June 20, 2008
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Now please stop bugging me about how much dairy I eat

I have white flecks on my fingernails. Lots of them. There is never a time when all of my fingernails are fleck-free. I am currently sporting 12 white flecks on my fingernails, where my right thumb nail is the only one that is fleck-free. But most of these flecks are quite small so I consider that their current status is quite mild as this condition goes. I have been *suffering* from flecky nails for as long as I can remember.

(Those aren't my fingernails by the way. Just a photo I found on the interwebs)

People (who in all honesty, really aren't qualified to comment) tell me it is due to a calcium deficiency or a zinc deficiency. While I wonder why people can't make up their mind if its calcium or zinc deficiency that causes the flecks, I can say with certainty that neither is a problem for me. My diet is loaded with both calcium and zinc and always has been.

I tell these people that it is actually because I am clumsy and am always bashing my nails on things. The flecks are due to air bubbles forming in the nail bed as a result of the mild trauma from getting my fingers trapped in the cutlery drawer. But few people believe me, such is the magnitude of this common misconception.

In fact after some further investigation, I have discovered that this condition is known as Leuconychia, which is described here as being:

evident as white lines or spots in the nail plate and may be caused by tiny bubbles of air that are trapped in the nail plate layers due to trauma. This condition may be hereditary and no treatment is required as the spots will grow out with the nail plate.

Ah, its also hereditary. This makes sense, as my Dad has flecky nails too.

And...we learned something today!

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007
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Doesn't he have to do a postdoc first?

Talk about being fast-tracked because you're famous! This is crazy. Queen guitarist Brian May spent 33 years faffing with his PhD (not all that uncommon from what I've seen), albeit with some career distractions, and only months after graduating is appointed Chancellor of Liverpool John Moores University in England. What ever happened to climbing the ladder!


I've been slogging at my postdoc work for more than 4 years and I'm not even close to being considered for Chancellor. I'm not even in the ballpark, or even within a 30 km radius of the ballpark. I'm stuck in traffic on the motorway heading in the wrong direction after I took a wrong turn and got lost on the way to the ballpark. And when I eventually reach the right ballpark (after visiting two or three wrong ballparks first), there will be no parking, and when I eventually find parking, I will probably have no change for the meter because I used it in the toll booth back there on the motorway.

Maybe it helps if you can play guitar.

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Monday, August 27, 2007
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The more you know


So there you go! I learned something today.

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007
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The most ridiculous probably non-spam email I've ever received

I received an email yesterday in my old UBC account that I don't really use anymore. The email came from a guy named Kallum at a University of Guelph email address. Here's what the email said:

Good Day Ms. Kidd,

I've been trying to find a research article for a friend but have so far been unsuccessful at my university and others. Access to the journal Nature Clinical Practice Urology seems to be very elusive, but the UBC library appears to have it. I was wondering if you've some spare time and are willing, if you could please download the pdf file of the article and email to me.

Library link: http://gw2jh3xr2c.search.serialssolutions.com/?V=1.0&L=GW2JH3XR2 C&S=AC_T_B&C=Nature+Clinical+Practice+Urology

Journal Name: Nature Clinical Practice Urology
Volume: 2
Issue: 1
First Page: 38

Thank you for your time and have a Great Day.
Kallum

This was followed 5 minutes later by another email from the same guy:

Hello again Ms. Kidd,


Forgot to put the year of that article on which is 2005.

cheers
Kallum

Now, I am perhaps a little on the gullible side on occasions, and have a tendency to believe things that my friends tell me - failing to understand why they would intentionally tell me a lie (but that's another story). However, I also consider myself reasonably savvy when it comes to recognizing an email scam (after some coaching from Bryan and other geek friends). For example when I received an email this morning from TD Canada Trust asking me to click on a link and verify my banking details, I gave it no more thought as I sent it to the trash. And I almost never reply to Nigerian bank managers requesting permission to store millions of dollars in my bank account.

But for some reason the email from Kallum seemed vaguely legit - perhaps it was the follow up email that made me think it was above board (because email scams would never involve a follow up email, right?). Or maybe it was the fact that he talked about universities and journal articles (academics are never involved in email scams, right?). So then with little further thought, I STUPIDLY clicked on the link on the first email, just to see what kind of article he was trying to get hold of. Not 10 nanoseconds after I clicked the link I regretted it and tried to close down my browser before it could open the link. Luckily I was saved by my browser requiring a password (I was at work), so I hit cancel and the link couldn't open.

I talked about it with Bryan last night and we both agreed that it was highly suspicious email and I should never click on links in highly suspicious emails. But I couldn't help thinking that it wasn't a scam, but just a really stupid email from a really stupid person. So this morning I forwarded the emails to Bryan to see what he thought of them. At the same time I googled some keywords from the link, the journal name, Kallum's full name, email address etc. It didn't turn up anything that indicated it was a scam. In fact it appeared Kallum was a grad student from Lakehead University (never heard of it!), despite using a UGuelph email address. It all looked pretty legit, and Bryan agreed that it did appear to be legit, but seriously misguided.

It's not uncommon for me to receive an email from someone looking for a copy of an article that I have written, but this article has absolutely nothing to do with me, and isn't even in my research area. I don't understand how or why he would randomly email someone at a UBC email address to ask them to send him an article from the UBC library. And why did he have to randomly email someone on behalf of a friend? Maybe his friend thought that randomly emailing people was a dumb idea, in which case Kallum should have listened. Hasn't he ever heard of interlibrary loans or document delivery? And how could he assume that I was "Ms. Kidd" rather than Dr. Kidd? I could have been the V-P for all he knew! (Although I admit I am sensitive about that, having had a major Vancouver news station discuss my research and refer to me only as "Sarah"). Why did Kallum think that a total stranger would feel like clicking on the link in his email and then go to the trouble of finding a journal article and sending it to him. What kind of person would click on a link in a strange email ?! *Ahem*

Now if anyone who is more scam-savvy than me can tell me anything about this then I'm all ears. Is it a scam that I almost fell for, or just some stupid grad student?



P.S. Blair, can you see how this post has nothing at all to do with weddings? See I can talk about other things sometimes.

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Thursday, July 12, 2007
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Queen star finishes PhD thesis after 30 years

Brian May, the multimillionaire guitarist who founded the rock group Queen, has finally completed the PhD in astrophysics that he abandoned more than 30 years ago, The Times reported today.

Crikey! I bet they were threatening to make him pay full fees and cut off his scholarship! But you've got to admire anyone who can finish what they started, especially after 30 years.!

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Sunday, July 03, 2005
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ahh ahhhhhhh

Its so good to be home in Vancouver. Its not nearly as hot as it was in Boston, but I can handle that.

So Boston was good. My conference was excellent, albeit scary. This was the first time I had attended the Cryptococcus conference, and for obvious reasons, it was incredibly relevant to my work. And many of the 250+ delegates were good contacts to make. These are all the people who authored the publications I spend far too much of my time reading, and it was nice to put faces to the names. My PhD supervisor was also at the conference, the first time I had seen him since I left Sydney 2 years ago. It was very interesting to see him interact with his peers. That's all I'm going to say about that.
Something that got me down over the course of the conference, however, was that many of the presenters considered that the Vancouver Island Cryptococcus outbreak (i.e. my work), such a hot topic, that they mentioned it in their presentations. The degree of mentioning my work ranged from a passing comment, to an all-out review of my work, past and present (and not necessarily mentioning my name where appropriate). I would have been ok with this (assuming proper acknowledgement of my work), but I also had to talk about my work, and I was scheduled to talk last, after everyone had hashed and rehashed my work. So by the time my chance to present rolled around I was feeling like I had nothing new to offer. This caused me several sleepness nights, where I worried about how I was going to present my work in a way that wouldn't be repeating what was already presented. So I spent quite a bit of time reworking my slides and my planned speech and decided to rebut the inaccuracies that had been presented by others, regarding my work.
I was dog tired on the morning of my presentation, having had a mere 45 minutes sleep the night before. I was last to speak in my session on the last day of the conference. I was incredibly nervous, ridiculously tired and cold. So I shivered all the way through the session, getting more and more worried about how my talk would be received, and hoping I wouldn't be asked questions - I was in no state of mind for using my brain and putting an answer together. Luckily my talk was so well practiced that it ran like clockwork, and nobody asked me difficult questions. My supervisors and many others told me afterwards that my talk was excellent (phew!), and you couldn't tell that I was actually sleepwalking at the time. I don't actually remember anything more than that, so I am keenly awaiting the DVD they made of every presentation, so that I may refresh my memory.

I also liked Boston. It was a nice city, although we spent our time almost exclusively in the harbour area, with a quick trip out to Harvard one evening. We didn't have a lot of time for sightseeing, but we covered the major points:

Travelling home from Boston did not go as planned. We left for the airport shortly after I had finished my presentation. I could have flown to Sydney in less time than it took to travel from Boston to Vancouver. My supervisor and I were meant to by flying home via Montreal. But when we checked in we were told that the Montreal flight was running late and we would miss our connection if we waited for that flight. So we were rerouted though Toronto. I was ok with this, it meant I would be home about an hour later than originally planned, but it wasn't a huge delay compared to some that I have had flying Sydney to London. However, the Toronto flight was also significantly delayed. It turns out that Toronto airport was closed down due to a freak storm, so Air Canada was not flying in or out of Toronto for several hours. Thus there were no Air Canada aircraft in Boston to deliver us to Toronto until several hours after we were originally scheduled to leave. We finally got to Toronto, but we only had 7 minutes spare to transfer terminals and board our flight to Vancouver. It takes at least 15 minutes to change terminals in Toronto, and they refused to hold the plane for us. Air Canada put us up in a hotel overnight, and gave us a free meal. By now I was too tired to give a damn about missing the connection, and the thought of going to bed was utterly delicious, even if it was in the wrong city. Too be optimistic for a moment (now that I've slept), I did get to see a tiny bit of Ontario as we were shuttled from the airport to our hotel in Mississauga! Oh how you Canadians will laugh at me for saying that.
I got 6 hours of blissful sleep in the Mississauga Sheraton before we had to head back to the airport and take the first flight to Vancouver. Finally I arrived home just after noon, 14 hours after my scheduled arrival home. And oh how I wish I could have gone straight to bed, but I had to join a conference call at 2 pm, and speak intelligibly. By this point however, I had become truly skilled at speaking intelligibly without actually being conscious.
It is so good to be home.

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