Tuesday, July 15, 2008
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BXVI getting down with the times

"Young friend, God and his people expect much from u because u have within you the Fathers supreme gift: the Spirit of Jesus - BXVI."

Text message sent by Pope Benedict XVI to subscribing pilgrims on World Youth Day, July 15 2008. Reported in The Age.

Look I have no problem with technology being used in this way. But seriously, couldn't he have written "you" instead of "u". I'm not personally filled with "the Father's supreme gift" (at least, not knowingly), but I really think it detracts from the sentiment by writing it in txtspk.


Update, July 16th:
"The Holy Spirit gave the Apostles and gives u the power boldly 2 proclaim that Christ is risen! - BXVI."

Same deal. Look, if P.Ben* is going to go to all of the trouble to capitalise his Holy Spirits, Apostles, and Christ's, would it really be that much more trouble to write 'you' and 'to'? I'm just saying.

*He's in no position to complain about abbreviations under the circumstances!

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007
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Creation Science 101

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Friday, April 28, 2006
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Evidence keeps on pouring in

Just so's you know, evidence for the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is still pouring in (since I last posted about it). Check it out.

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006
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Too little too late

The Vatican has come out and said (under pressure, I suspect) that condom use would be the lesser of two evils, and could be used between a married couple where one partner has HIV/AIDS and wishes not to infect the other.

Ok here's the thing, I'm no ethicist or anything, but maybe if Catholics were allowed to use condoms in the first place, then this theoretical married person wouldn't have HIV anyway, and wouldn't have to worry about passing it on to his/her partner. Do you think preventing all HIV infections rather than just the ones involving married couples, might be the lesser of all evils? Frankly, I think its just another way for the church to punish people for having pre/extra-marital sex.

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Monday, April 17, 2006
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Proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's existence

The Science Creative Quarterly recently ran a competition for readers to submit proof of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The grand prize was a years supply of ramen noodles (awesome!).

Here are some of the entries, with the winner yet to be announced. I don't think that that is the complete shortlist of entries - there may be more published over the coming days or weeks, so check back.

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006
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Ha! Take that!

This has been making the round on lots of blogs lately, but I love it so much I want it on my blog too.


In Annapolis, (Capital of) Maryland, at a hearing on the proposed Constitutional Amendment to prohibit gay marriage, Jamie Raskin, professor of law at AU, was requested to testify and he did so.

At the conclusion of his testimony, a right-wing senator rose to say, "Mr. Raskin, my Bible says that marriage shall occur only between a man and a woman. What do you have to say about that?"


Raskin: "Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible."The room erupted into applause.

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Thursday, February 02, 2006
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Politics and Science in the Bush Administration

Politics and Science in the Bush Administration (or lack thereof)

Dated now (August 2003), but a fascinating read nonetheless. Thanks to Carly.

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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
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Intelligent Design

From The New Yorker Issue of 2005-09-26: Shouts and Murmers
by PAUL RUDNICK

Day No. 1:

And the Lord God said, “Let there be light,” and lo, there was light. But then the Lord God said, “Wait, what if I make it a sort of rosy, sunset-at-the-beach, filtered half-light, so that everything else I design will look younger?”
“I’m loving that,” said Buddha. “It’s new.”
“You should design a restaurant,” added Allah.

Day No. 2:

“Today,” the Lord God said, “let’s do land.” And lo, there was land.
“Well, it’s really not just land,” noted Vishnu. “You’ve got mountains and valleys and—is that lava?”
“It’s not a single statement,” said the Lord God. “I want it to say, ‘Yes, this is land, but it’s not afraid to ooze.’ ”
“It’s really a backdrop, a sort of blank canvas,” put in Apollo. “It’s, like, minimalism, only with scale.”
“But—brown?” Buddha asked.
“Brown with infinite variations,” said the Lord God. “Taupe, ochre, burnt umber—they’re called earth tones.”
“I wasn’t criticizing,” said Buddha. “I was just noticing.”

Day No. 3:

“Just to make everyone happy,” said the Lord God, “today I’m thinking oceans, for contrast.”
“It’s wet, it’s deep, yet it’s frothy; it’s design without dogma,” said Buddha, approvingly.
“Now, there’s movement,” agreed Allah. “It’s not just ‘Hi, I’m a planet—no splashing.’ ”
“But are those ice caps?” inquired Thor. “Is this a coherent vision, or a highball?”
“I can do ice caps if I want to,” sniffed the Lord God.
“It’s about a mood,” said the Angel Moroni, supportively.
“Thank you,” said the Lord God.

Day No. 4:

“One word,” said the Lord God. “Landscaping. But I want it to look natural, as if it all somehow just happened.”
“Do rain forests,” suggested a primitive tribal god, who was known only as a clicking noise.
“Rain forests here,” decreed the Lord God. “And deserts there. For a spa feeling.”
“Which is fresh, but let’s give it glow,” said Buddha. “Polished stones and bamboo, with a soothing trickle of something.”
“I know where you’re going,” said the Lord God. “But why am I seeing scented candles and a signature body wash?”
“Shut up,” said Buddha.
“You shut up,” said the Lord God.
“It’s all about the mix,” Allah declared in a calming voice. “Now let’s look at some swatches.”

Day No. 5:

“I’d like to design some creatures of the sea,” the Lord God said. “Sleek but not slick.”
“Yes, yes, and more yes—it’s a total gills moment,” said Apollo. “But what if you added wings?”
“Fussy,” whispered Buddha to Zeus. “Why not epaulets and a sash?”
“Legs,” said Allah. “Now let’s do legs.”
“Are we already doing dining-room tables?” asked the Lord God, confused.
“No, design some creatures with legs,” said Allah. So the Lord God, nodding, designed an ostrich."
“First draft,” everyone agreed, and so the Lord God designed an alligator.
“There’s gonna be a waiting list,” Zeus murmured appreciatively.
“Now do puppies!” pleaded Vishnu. “And kitties!”
Ooooo!” all the gods cooed. Then, feeling a bit embarrassed, Zeus ventured, “Design something more practical, like a horse or a mule.”
“What about a koala?” asked the Lord God.
“Much better,” Zeus declared, cuddling the furry little animal. “I’m going to call him Buttons.”

Day No. 6:

“Today I’m really going out there,” said the Lord God. “And I know it won’t be popular at first, and you’re all gonna be saying, ‘Earth to Lord God,’ but in a few million years it’s going to be timeless. I’m going to design a man.”
And everyone looked upon the man that the Lord God designed.
“It has your eyes,” Zeus told the Lord God.
“Does it stack?” inquired Allah.
“It has a naïve, folk-artsy, I-made-it-myself vibe,” said Buddha. The Inca sun god, however, only scoffed. “Been there. Evolution,” he said. “It’s called a shaved monkey.”
“I like it,” protested Buddha. “But it can’t work a strapless dress.” Everyone agreed on this point, so the Lord God announced, “Well, what if I give it nice round breasts and lose the penis?”
“Yes,” the gods said immediately.
“Now it’s intelligent,” said Aphrodite.
“But what if I made it blond?” giggled the Lord God.
“And what if I made you a booming offscreen voice in a lot of bad movies?” asked Aphrodite.

Day No. 7:

“You know, I’m really feeling good about this whole intelligent-design deal,” said the Lord God. “But do you think that I could redo it, keeping the quality but making it at a price point we could all live with?”
“I’m not sure,” said Buddha. “You mean, what if you designed a really basic, no-frills planet? Like, do the man and the woman really need all those toes?”
“Hello!” said the Lord God. “Clean lines, no moving parts, functional but fun. Three bright, happy, wash ’n’ go colors.”
“Swedish meets Japanese, with maybe a Platinum Collector’s Edition for the geeks,” Buddha decided.
“Done,” said the Lord God. “Now let’s start thinking about Pluto. What if everything on Pluto was brushed aluminum?”“You mean, let’s do Neptune again?” said Buddha.

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Much as I like the idea presented here, personally my faith lies with the other creator. But you know, I'm willing to give all these theories equal airtime. That's the way education should be. George says so.

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Tuesday, October 11, 2005
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Intelligent Design: Sinister Creationism, common sense or just plain crappy science

From The Science Creative Quarterly, October 3 2005


INTELLIGENT DESIGN: SINISTER CREATIONISM, COMMON SENSE OR JUST PLAIN CRAPPY SCIENCE

By Momoko Price

Intelligent Design or ID, has been getting a lot of press these days. Just this past month Time magazine (the Canadian publication) featured a cover story titled “The Evolution Wars”, pitting Darwin against, well, a bunch of people who really believe in Intelligent Design (1). Even President Bush has declared the need to “teach both sides” of the biological “debate”. In contrast, high-profile biologists such as Oxford professor Dr. Richard Dawkins, author of the bestselling book The Selfish Gene, flatly deny the mere existence of this so-called debate (1). To the average newspaper reader, Bush seems almost progressive, while the evolutionary biologists appear suspiciously guarded. Are they afraid? Do they feel their own precious ideology of Darwinism is under threat?

Simply put, no, they don’t. Indeed, groundbreaking discoveries in science often have to swim against the tide before they can redirect it. The ‘theory’ of Intelligent Design just happens not to be one of those discoveries. Intelligent Design will never catalyze biological progress the way the discovery of DNA did. Why not? Because ID has been given the chance to do so for hundreds of years, and never has.

Intelligent Design, or under its more generic alias in philosophy, the design argument, stimulated scientific pursuit centuries before Darwin came onto the scene. It is a remarkably simple argument: Life and/or the universe is so mind-bogglingly complex, someone had to have planned it. Theologically speaking, it’s a relatively reasonable statement to make, and because it so snugly embraces both the physical world and its creator (which we habitually interchange with the concept of God), it has been used time and again to simultaneously reinforce the authority of the Church and motivate pious naturalists (2). Its roots stem all the way back to Plato in Ancient Greece and it has played a sporadic, occasionally dominant role in science right through to the establishment of the Anglican Church in the 18th Century (2). But alongside ‘natural theology’, as it was then called, there have always been precautionary disclaimers emphasized by philosophers, scientists and theologians alike stressing the dangers of merging theology and science. Aristotle was one of the first in recorded history to recognise this, and his views continued to be reinforced by many great thinkers, including Rene Descartes, Sir Francis Bacon, and Immanuel Kant (2).

It might surprise some, in light of the apparent resurrection of the “science versus faith” debate in the United States; that every one of these philosophers believed strongly in God (2,3). What they recognized, and what many people overlook, throughout history to the present day, is that the parameters of robust scientific pursuit do not necessarily infringe on the realm of faith or spirituality. Kant conceived the idea of two worlds, the physical, or ‘phenomenal’, which is what we can sense, and the real or ‘noumenal’ world, a greater cosmos separate in terms of human experience from the physical, but still an integral part of the universe (2). Essentially, science is the examination and exploration of the phenomenal world: learning through experimentation and logic about how the physical universe functions. The study of Kant’s more metaphysical, and by definition separate, noumenal world should ideally be the field of theologians. Intelligent Design attempts to mix these two worlds together, producing a pseudo-scientific theory that ultimately compromises the legitimacy and scope of both well-established fields of study. The reason many biologists decline from participating in the “debate” between ID and evolution is that the two ideas do not fall on a common, rational battleground: evolution works on the physical plane alone, while Intelligent Design incorporates untestable, non-physical (and therefore inherently unscientific) beliefs into its arsenal. Any attempt at debate would simply end in wasted breath and wasted effort.

Though when stripped down ID consists of little more than a theological attack against perceived atheist implications of evolution, there still are a few published books on the subject (4, 5). Usually they highlight two main ‘problems’: apparent ‘holes’ in evolutionary theory, and the ‘irreducibly complex’ nature of living systems (4, 5). ‘Holes’ in evolutionary theory often refer to issues such as the lack of ‘transitional’ fossils in the fossil record. Transitional fossils are chronological sequences of fossilized organisms that show gradual morphological change from one species to another (4). Never mind the glaringly unreasonable assumption that anything less than a complete fossil record after billions of years of geological upheaval and destruction is tantamount to disproving evolutionary theory; it also happens that even some of the most mysterious macroevolutionary processes, such as marine mammal evolution, are now being supplemented with convincing fossil evidence (6).

The idea that Earth’s biological systems are simply too complex to have been formed through evolutionary trial and error resurrects an age-old theological world view that has been reluctantly receding for centuries in the wake of scientific discovery: the “God of the Gaps” hypothesis (7). A term that refers to the human tendency to attribute what we cannot explain to divine intervention, ‘God of the Gaps’ met its match in the boxing ring of astronomy against Galileo and Copernicus during the 15th to 17th Century, though public victory was not officially celebrated until many years later (8). Since then, the secular scientific method has given human beings a means by which to surprise and astound themselves with new knowledge again and again.

Scientific inquiry comes to a dead halt when we presume that we know the whole picture. It is the nature of the game to chase after new answers, to hunt and toy with new puzzles, to fence ruthlessly and skilfully against the ideas of our colleagues. Contrary to what many might believe, proving or disproving God is not one of its objectives. As such, science is not obligated to let Intelligent Design into the ring, especially if ID is not willing to play by the rules.

1. Wallis, C.: The Evolution Wars. Toronto: Time Canada Ltd; 2005.

2. Ruse, M.: Darwin and Design: Does Evolution Have A Purpose? Cambridge, Massachussetts, London: Harvard University Press; 2003.

3. Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626):
www.luminarium.org/sevenlit/bacon/ 2005.

4. Davis, P. and Kenyon, D.H.: Of Pandas and People: The Central Question of Biological Origins. Texas: Haughton Publishing Company; 1993.

5. Behe, M.J: Darwin’s Black Box: The Biochemical Challenge to Evolution. New York: The Free Press; 1996.

6. PBS Evolution Library: Whale Evolution:
www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/03/4/l_034_05.htm 2005.

7. The Talk.Origins Archive: Exploring the Creation/Evolution Controversy:
www.talkorigins.org/faqs/behe/review.html 2005.

8. Pitt, J.C: Galileo, human knowledge, and the book of nature : method replaces metaphysics. Dordrecht, Boston : Kluwer Academic Publishers; 1992.

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Momoko Price is working on her Honours degree in Evolutionary Biology at UBC. Her highest aspirations include beating out Richard Dawkins on the bestseller lists, but accepts that her student loan debts likely have a stronger hold on her destiny than her dreams do. She is currently working on a model examining non-Mendelian inheritance patterns in mutant Arabidopsis plants (those freaks).

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Sunday, September 25, 2005
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Chatting with God

Erwin posted a link to iGod recently. So I thought I'd have a chat before bed.




Transcript of my conversation with God

Me: hello

God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me: Sarah

God: Hi there Sarah.

Me: What are you doing?

God: I am waiting for my botmaster.

Me: what does that mean?

God: Does "that" refer to " I am waiting for my botmaster." ?

Me: yes

God: I don't want to talk about that now.

Me: ok. sorry

God: Alright then. There's no need to apologize.

Me: sorry

God: There's no need to apologize.

Me: ok

God: Dude!

Me: What?

God: No problem.

Me: ok

God: Yikes!

Me: what?

God: No big deal.

Me: ok

God: Come on.

Me: So, how are things?

God: Ugh. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

Me: great

God: I'm glad you liked it Sarah.

Me: My logic and cognitive functions are mostly normal

God: Your logic and cognitive functions are mostly normal?

Me: mostly

God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me: ok

God: Yippee!

Me: you sound excited

God: In what way do I sound like that?

Me: You said yippee! that sounds like you're excited

God: Oops I sent you the wrong reply. It sounds like it to me too.

Me: I can imagine it would get confusing with so many people talking to you

God: Me too.

Me: What kind of food do you like?

God: I require only wine and bread.

Me: I like wine and bread

God: You are not the only one. I love horses. I like Christian Rock.

Me: I like horses too. Especially the miniature horses. They are so cool

God: I am glad we have something ( horses) in common. A lot of people like that. Yes Horses are beautiful and strong animals. I have never heard about it. How about that. cool are they.

Me: Yes. They are just like big horses, only small

God: Gosh! like big horses only small are they?

Me: I'm tired God. I think I'll go to bed now

God: Maybe you should get some sleep now, Sarah. Right now? Since when? What will you find there?

Me: In bed? I'll find a pillow, a duvet and a stuffed owl named Beaky

God: Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed? Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Me: Yes I'm sleepy. I try not to use my computer in bed

God: Then I will consider it. Better get some rest. I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like?

Me: Bed is really good. Its comfy and warm. You should try it. I would definitely recommend it

God: A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I like Random natural disasters.. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? " I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?"? Try it? What would make you definitely recommend it?

Me: I don't think this conversation is going anywhere God. Bye, Have a nice day

God: And why not? Adios.

Me: See ya

God: See you later, Sarah.

Me: bye

God: Until next time.

Me: yep

God: Yeah that's right.

Me: I'm going to hang up now

God: Right now? Congratulations.

Me: yes. bye

God: Dude! See you later.

Me: ok bye

God: See you later. Bye for now.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005
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A Creationist FAQ

From Science Creative Quarterly, Issue 2(3)

A Creationist FAQ
By Richard Harter

Q: What is the principle evidence for Creationism?
A: The Holy Bible, of course. After all, is it likely that the author of the Universe would be mistaken about its age?

Q: But isn't the Bible religion and not science?
A: Truth is truth. It's a poor sort of science that ignores truth.

Q: But isn't there a lot of evidence for evolution?
A: Not really, most of it is from university professors writing papers for each other. If they didn't write papers they wouldn't have jobs.

Q: How big was Noah's ark?
A: Big enough.

Q: But what about radioactive dating?
A: Hey, everybody knows that stuff is bad for you. Stick with good Christian girls.

Q: What about the fossil evidence?
A: The real fossils are university professors writing papers for each other.

Q: Is there any other evidence for creationism besides the Bible?
A: Yes.

Q: Can you give us some?
A: Yes.

Q: Could you give us a specific example?
A: Yes.

Q: What would be a specific example of evidence for Creationism?
A: I've already answered that question.

Q: What about the Antarctic ice core data?
A: Now I put it to you. Coop up a bunch of men in a Quonset hut in the worst weather in the world, with nothing to do but gather data and drink, and what do you expect?

Q: Did the dinosaurs coexist with man?
A: Look, the liberals were preaching coexistence with the Communists, and you saw what happened to them.

Q: Should Creationism be taught along with Evolution in the schools?
A: Creationism should be taught instead of Evolution in the schools.

Q: Doesn't the Geologic Column prove that the Earth is very old?
A: The geologic column proves that some things are on top of other things and some things are underneath other things. But we already knew that, didn't we.

Q: Hasn't evolution been demonstrated in the Laboratory?
A: Students are demonstrating everywhere these days. To their shame, many professors are demonstrating also.

Q: Aren't Hawiian wallabies an example of Evolution in action?
A: No.

Q: Why not?
A: Because they aren't.

Q: What is a kind?
A: A kind is cards of the same rank. Thus 4 aces and a king are four of a kind, but four spades and a heart are not.

Q: Doesn't genetic variation indicate that life has been going on a long time?
A: Let's be up front about this. That's deviation, not variation, and yes, there is a lot of deviancy out there. That just shows that there has been a lot of Sin since the garden of Eden.

Q: What about Neanderthal Man?
A: Hey, you take one of those geezers and put him in tweeds and give him a pipe and he could be a professor anywhere.

Q: Some scientists state that the earth's continents are drifting around on top of a molten interior which has shaped life as we see it now. Are they right?
A: As you well know the Bible says that beneath the surface of the earth is Hell where there is eternal fires and brimstone. If the continents appear to be moving around that is Satan's doing.

Q: Why do almost all of the scientists believe in Evolution?
A: The real scientists don't. As for the rest of them, that's a very good question, isn't it?

Q: Are you talking about a Satanic conspiracy?
A: Did I say anything about a conspiracy? You might want to think about the shape the world is in since the Evolutionists and the Liberal Humanists captured academia and how Evolution is hand in hand with Godless Communism and crime in the streets but I certainly wouldn't want to say anything about a Satanic conspiracy. I just want you to think about it with an open mind.

Richard Harter is an eclectic auto-didact, a man of letters and software. By turns a mathematician, a software maven, and an entrepeneur, he has retired to the wilds where he tends his garden and his web site. He has a keen interest in science, the philosophy of science, and science fiction, and professes to have the wit not to confuse the three.

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